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Title: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on July 28, 2008, 08:52:59 AM
Post a link, a joke or whatever to this topic. Or maybe just something stupid like I did... http://youtube.com/watch?v=QEYUd0rtXpM
Share a laugh :D 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on July 28, 2008, 08:54:16 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=7TPANByjqh8
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DeadSeraph on July 28, 2008, 12:33:36 PM
rofl@halo kid

I'm just glad the internet and web cams didn't exist when I was doing stupid crap as a kid.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DeadSeraph on July 28, 2008, 12:39:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbyExPu8BRY
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on July 28, 2008, 01:23:32 PM
Haha great job guys :D love that halo kid and his spartan laser... (and yes I play alot of  video games)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on July 28, 2008, 02:55:49 PM
Ok heres another one for u. Not so funny maybe, but at least fascinating...
http://www.funny.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/Funny.woa/wa/funny?fn=CGGUI&Funny_Videos=Brain_Tricks
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: swampfeotus on July 28, 2008, 07:30:22 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHw-lm8zu9o
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DerMeister on July 31, 2008, 09:19:46 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.com/ (http://icanhascheezburger.com/)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on July 31, 2008, 02:39:41 PM
I like cats... :D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Catalyztik on September 09, 2008, 01:35:13 PM
its pretty funny that i just took 15 minutes of my time to explain to this girl what ignorance is bliss means. 10 minutes for ignorance, 5 minutes for bliss.
im surprised i didnt have to explain the meaning of "is"
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: taceht on September 09, 2008, 06:42:33 PM
Who farted ?
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Catalyztik on September 09, 2008, 07:02:21 PM
i saw 2 crackheads fighting today, one yelled "i have a gun!!", he pulls it out and drops it, turned out too be a cap gun.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on September 15, 2008, 09:13:44 PM
Wow, they've really lost their edge...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUEyYuZkjVI


Also, I feel dirty posting this because I love VNV Nation more than Baby Jesus, but:

http://www.screaming-machine.com/afraidofswords/
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: swampfeotus on September 16, 2008, 06:10:50 AM
Also, I feel dirty posting this because I love VNV Nation more than Baby Jesus, but:

http://www.screaming-machine.com/afraidofswords/

ROFLCAEK
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DeadSeraph on September 16, 2008, 09:16:04 AM


Also, I feel dirty posting this because I love VNV Nation more than Baby Jesus, but:

http://www.screaming-machine.com/afraidofswords/

that was f'n hilarious. bogart ftw.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: reverseinversion on September 20, 2008, 08:32:25 PM
Also, I feel dirty posting this because I love VNV Nation more than Baby Jesus, but:

http://www.screaming-machine.com/afraidofswords/

Hahahahahah this is fucking hilarious. Bogart is awesome. 'Not afraid! Swords! Some other metaphors about battlefields"
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on September 22, 2008, 09:23:56 PM
I know how a lot of you people feel about NIN. But this particular, arguably best (sorry, Johnny Cash), cover is worth watching anyway:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ta7mkgrOU
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Berger Stahl on September 24, 2008, 05:44:12 PM
http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=349ffa2b

MAYBE maybe NSFW
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on September 26, 2008, 09:53:37 AM
http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=349ffa2b

MAYBE maybe NSFW
Haha LMAO XD
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Berger Stahl on October 06, 2008, 09:56:53 AM
grrrr. my previous link died


http://current.com/items/89337913_diesel_sfw_xxx_fashion_firm_makes_cheeky_sfw_porn_ad
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Felix on October 07, 2008, 06:36:10 AM
LOL! maybe funny 2 ; http://www.lolcats.com (http://www.lolcats.com)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DeadSeraph on October 20, 2008, 10:59:32 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgAPFKDL6Sg
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Pyramid_Head on October 21, 2008, 11:20:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK13ntirEzE
this was pretty funny when i did this, i had a hearty chuckle over it
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on October 22, 2008, 12:42:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-x27pw3fjc
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Kimmey on October 27, 2008, 03:20:56 PM
I didn't see a fail/epic fail or pwnd topic :(

Where's the good humor??!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Berger Stahl on October 27, 2008, 05:05:40 PM
I didn't see a fail/epic fail or pwnd topic :(

Where's the good humor??!

being the newb here, why dont ya start one ...  (http://digitalgunfire.com/forum/Themes/default/images/post/wink.gif)

i've got plenty of things inside my /b/ folder to make a good contribution
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: swampfeotus on October 27, 2008, 06:21:58 PM
b is funny, but it probably doesnt belong here
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Berger Stahl on October 27, 2008, 06:40:35 PM
b is funny, but it probably doesnt belong here

there's a clean side of /b/ that you dont know about (http://digitalgunfire.com/forum/Themes/default/images/post/wink.gif)

i have so many "CLEAN" pictures that i pass around to office almost every week, and everyone always ask

where i get them from ....  (http://digitalgunfire.com/forum/Themes/default/images/post/grin.gif)

/b/ is not just about toilet humor you know
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Berger Stahl on October 27, 2008, 09:21:15 PM
and no, im not trying to turn this forums into some raunchy place

all im saying is that we can all benefit from some traffic ...

more traffic = more revenue = faster servers = ?????? = profit

see, everyone's happy (http://digitalgunfire.com/forum/Themes/default/images/post/grin.gif)




 (http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb182/Berger_Stahl/1210295599427.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on October 28, 2008, 07:18:36 AM
I bet that guy listens to digital gunfire
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: swampfeotus on October 28, 2008, 03:02:32 PM
I think that guy on the left is using his little girl as a shield.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Jon Meth on October 30, 2008, 03:03:50 AM
hahahahha..that was priceless. the creator should have his own channel..
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Jon Meth on November 13, 2008, 03:07:04 AM
This is pretty funny to me. I joined this freestyle rap group on FB for a laugh. I dig making up little rhymes and dissing rap culture. I've copied and pasted some entries and responses from myself, my brother and a friend of mine,,after some MC wannabe laid a diss....

Antwone Terrell Linguin (Lexington, KY) wrote(The gansta wannabe)
at 7:14am on September 26th, 2008

I kill niggaz to kill germs yes sir I do
Since you white snowflake it don't refer to you
Your lucky ur in London stunting new fly resorts
Because I've been shooting Krackers every July the 4th
Caucasians in London is like probability of Nuns with temperaments
London breeds Asians you fucking immigrant
I cope birds 24/7 on the block off weight packets
I'm a hustler I dnt need to immigrate to escape taxes
You prolly a former slum in dept boy yo shyt is fiction
Got 50 thou on yo head so your run out of jurisdiction
I rout a global murder market, get addresses from departments
step in mud to your carpet, like SCARFACE "BOOM" dead target
take your whip never park it, chop it down sell the parts wit
weed n purple from the garden and watch your news so lethargic

Geoffrey Seymour (London) wrote
at 1:15am on October 23rd, 2008 (my brother)

your deluded rhymes are quite confusing
your carnie themes they are amusing
so get back in your circus midget cage
wait your turn i'm taking centre stage
here's a little conundrum just for you
oh why did you put your hat on scew?
is your head too big not unlike a melon
wanna bust a cap... gonna be a felon
there's a moral to this rhyme of mine
you want respect try walking the line
but you'd fall on your face if you tried
cause your pants don't hang they slide
so what you gonna do my gangsta bro
coco pop a cap but i'm the fucking pro

Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 12:19pm on October 23rd, 2008(me)

Whats this biatches? Wassup Mr Linguin
Seems ya wanna burn but I'm as cold as a penguin
You better stoke your dissing fire and slap on the coal
Your choo choo trains stuggling out in the North Pole
I'm waiting, debating if you got what it takes
but you're grating and skating on thin ice that breaks
If dissing was a crime you'd be out on parole
as much as you'd love being shanked in the hole
Rap's not the same when you're writing it down
but you've got that covered rap rodeo clown

Sharky Sharma (Israel) wrote
at 3:14pm on October 23rd, 2008(my friend)

You wear a golden watch, but you can't read the time
"comparison" and "embarrassing" don't even rhyme
unless you're sayin it with an inflated lip
sore from smoking crack and bulging at the tip
What's with the confusion in spelling the word "shit"
it's yet another reflection of a less than great wit
You don't even make the cut for Turkish porn
when you don that green hat and dress up like a ghetto leprechaun
Please don't lecture us about killing niggaz with germs
for fuck's sake, respect them brothers, stop using racist terms
And stop deluding yourself thinking you're a hustler
we all know Cadillacs are no better than DaimlerChrysler
I never knew rhyming was a speciality in Kentucky
is it the next best thing to that Colonel's recipe?
Asians know more words than just "sucky sucky!"
but that's more than enough for them to get lucky


Hehehe
 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on November 13, 2008, 06:45:45 AM
you guys should have a freestyle industrial group
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Jon Meth on November 13, 2008, 09:36:58 AM
Hehe..we need some contenders....it's only really fun when you're dissing soemone who takes themself too seriously. There was this one Kuwaiti rapper who went too far, and was lyically dealt with, but it got pretty ugly, but damn there were soem good rhymes..I'll post my ones..
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Jon Meth on November 13, 2008, 09:42:52 AM
This was my response after a rapper from "The Kuwait English School" dissed my mom...

Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 8:41am on September 8th, 2008

hahahah....how sweet
I knew you's stoop to dissing the fam
unlike you, dick, I don't give a damn
your dissing is tame, your angle is lame
step in my world, I'll piss on your flame
you're more retard-core than hardcore, and your mama is lardcore
and when i read your lines I discard-snore
yup..your mama is fat, your proud of that, when you were born, she thought she shat
her ass is so fat the jaws of life were used
but they got you out, all battered and bruised
how sweet for your lover to run to your aid
whatever helps you queefs get laid
your rhymes are cheezy, your sister is easy
your daddy's a marmite minor that's sleezy
your not a human...you're bearly a mammal
and think of this, bitch, when you're fucking your camel
you live by the gun and you'l die by your hand
and you only bought one coz you have a small gland

Here's the original feed. It was on some lame ass rap video from a Saudi rapper....about half way down the page the battle insues..

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1030166392709&oid=2250882614
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on November 13, 2008, 10:12:07 AM
this thread makes my spleen hurt
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Jon Meth on November 13, 2008, 10:23:18 AM
I know....I'll stop...
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on November 13, 2008, 01:05:56 PM
:p
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on November 13, 2008, 01:10:20 PM
This was my response after a rapper from "The Kuwait English School" dissed my mom...

Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 8:41am on September 8th, 2008

hahahah....how sweet
I knew you's stoop to dissing the fam
unlike you, dick, I don't give a damn
your dissing is tame, your angle is lame
step in my world, I'll piss on your flame
you're more retard-core than hardcore, and your mama is lardcore
and when i read your lines I discard-snore
yup..your mama is fat, your proud of that, when you were born, she thought she shat
her ass is so fat the jaws of life were used
but they got you out, all battered and bruised
how sweet for your lover to run to your aid
whatever helps you queefs get laid
your rhymes are cheezy, your sister is easy
your daddy's a marmite minor that's sleezy
your not a human...you're bearly a mammal
and think of this, bitch, when you're fucking your camel
you live by the gun and you'l die by your hand
and you only bought one coz you have a small gland

Here's the original feed. It was on some lame ass rap video from a Saudi rapper....about half way down the page the battle insues..

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1030166392709&oid=2250882614

Haha brilliant: I´ll borrow that unless u have a copywright on it:)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Jon Meth on November 14, 2008, 03:55:03 AM
Dude...it's for the taking..that shit's not as funny as the group me and my bro started..another one called 'Best Disses' There are about 170 posts and all are pretty good...here are  a couple..
 Geoffrey Seymour (London) wrote
at 5:28pm on August 1st, 2008

puk pukk pukaaark is the sound that you're making
not shafting chickens but your knees are now shaking
my bru, why you'd have to do bitten off more than you chew
i'd hate to be jew, so this here overdue diss is just for you
down come with your ideas and make like you're the administator
it's your incomprehensable rhyming that needs a translator
thinking up songs, playing the fool and singing your gay song
it's like elton john remixed in a studio based in hong kong.
nows not the time to get involved in this touchy subject
i've had a pizza to eat and my ass has a toilet to infect
...to be continued

 Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 11:55am on August 7th, 2008

Bitch, the only damn pizza that you gonna eat
is made from Dong Shlong and cock-sandwich meat
I started this group with wholesome intent
But then it was tainted, I repent that it's bent
What happened to all the other diss guys
Did they crap out, or did they get wise
It's just you and I left in the dissing circle
But your rhymes are puny just like Steve Urkel
But no-ones gonna cheer when you enter the show
This aint Family Matters and your timing is slow
But crack another rhyme, you're doing so well
I almost forgot about your poultry meat smell
So cluckety cluck to YOU chicken plucker
throw a rhyme and I'll duck, albino Chris Tucker.

 Geoffrey Seymour (London) wrote
at 1:06pm on August 7th, 2008

You're taking the piss so shut your avian beak
Got no oars to paddle you're stuck up a creek
Alikeness to big bird you are quite the wonder
Your gay boat is lame so now is going under
You try so hard to fly but you are a dodo
The last of a species like hunchback quasimodo
So ring your bells but nobodys gonna listen
And polish your balls but they will never glisten
So how you gonna deal with these eggs I just laid?
I'm serving them benedict complete with grenade
 
Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 10:49am on August 11th, 2008

Yo dude, how crude that diss is gonna get you sued
but not by me bitch, I aint gonna start a dissing feud
so you better get a lawyer like the one for OJ Simpson
if bad rhyme was a crime, U gonna be a prison gimp, son
Your skillz cant pay the bills, you got your fingers in the tills
my rhymes break out like bird flu bitch, start running for the hills
So vacinate your ass, quarintine yourself in glass
hope the misery will pass, Alas, where is the class.?

ect ect...

http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=18221298248


Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on November 24, 2008, 08:37:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM
Retarded policeman best show ever.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Jon Meth on November 27, 2008, 06:00:53 AM
That was painfull....haha
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on November 30, 2008, 11:11:49 AM
Look what microsoft gave me this year, again.... http://merrychristmasfrommicrosoft.ytmnd.com/
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Jon Meth on December 01, 2008, 03:28:03 AM
How touching....somewhat like Michael Jackson in kindergarden. I'm glad they havn't inficted that upon me yet.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Draconicfire on December 04, 2008, 02:12:30 PM
Ok, if there are other techs out there, this is for you....
This was required reading for my Help Desk class in vo-tech


A WEEK AT HELP DESK

8:05am

User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. Blissfully ignorant, they thank me and hang up. God, we let the people vote and drive, too?

8:12am

Accounting called to say they couldn't access expense reports database. Gave them Standard Sys Admin Answer #112, Well, it works for me. Let them rant and rave while I unplugged my coffeemaker from the UPS and plugged their server back in. Suggested they try it again. One more happy customer...

8:14am

User from 8:05 call said they received error message Error accessing Drive 0. Told them it was an OS problem. Transferred them to microsupport.

11:00am

Relatively quiet for last few hours. Decide to plug support phone back in so I can call my girlfriend. Says parents are coming into town this weekend. Put her on hold and transferred her to janitorial closet down in basement. What is she thinking? The Myst and Doom nationals are this weekend!

11:34am

Another user calls (do they ever learn?). Says they want ACL changed on HR performance review database so that nobody but HR can access database. Tell them no problem. Hang up. Change ACL. Add @MailSend so performance reviews are sent to */US.

12:00pm

Lunch

3:30pm

Return from lunch.

3:55pm

Wake up from nap. Bad dream makes me cranky. Bounce servers for no reason. Return to napping.

4:23pm

Yet another user calls. Wants to know how to change fonts on form. Ask them what chip set they're using. Tell them to call back when they find out.

4:55pm

Decide to run "Create Save/Replication Conflicts" macro so next shift has something to do.

 

Tuesday

8:30am

Finish reading support log from last night. Sounded busy. Terrible time with Save/Replication conflicts.

9:00am

Support manager arrives. Wants to discuss my attitude. Click on PhoneNotes SmartIcon. Love to, but kinda busy. Put something in the calendar database! I yell as I grab for the support lines, which have (mysteriously) lit up. Walks away grumbling.

9:35pm

Team leader from R&D needs ID for new employee. Tell them they need form J-19R=9C9\\DARR\K1. Say they never heard of such a form. Tell them it's in the SPECIAL FORMS database. Say they never heard of such a database. Transfer them to janitorial closet in basement.

10:00am

Perky sounding intern from R&D calls and says she needs new ID. Tell her I need employee number, department name, manager name, and marital status. Run @DbLookup against state parole board database, Centers for Disease Control database, and my Oprah Winfrey database. No hits. Tell her ID will be ready tonight. Drawing from the lessons learned in last week's Reengineering for Customer Partnership I offer to personally deliver ID to her apartment.

10:07am

Janitor stops by to say he keeps getting strange calls in basement. Offer to train him on Notes. Begin now. Let him watch console while I grab a smoke.

1:00pm

Return from smoking break. Janitor says phones kept ringing, so he transferred them to cafeteria lady. I like this guy.

1:05pm

Big commotion! Support manager falls in hole left where I pulled floor tiles outside his office door. Stress to him importance of not running in computer room, even if I do yell Omigod -- Fire!

1:15pm

Development Standards Committee calls and complains about umlauts in form names. Apologizing for the inconvenience, I tell them I will fix it. Hang up and run global search/replace using gaks.

1:20pm

Mary Hairnet from cafeteria calls. Says she keeps getting calls for Notice Loads or NoLoad Goats, she's not sure, couldn't hear over industrial-grade blender. Tell her it was probably Lettuce Nodes. Maybe the food distributor with a new product? She thinks about it and hangs up.

2:00pm

Legal secretary calls and says she lost password. Ask her to check in her purse, floor of car, and on bathroom counter. Tell her it probably fell out of back of machine. Suggest she put duct tape over all the airvents she can find on the PC. Grudgingly offer to create new ID for her while she does that.

2:49pm

Janitor comes back. Wants more lessons. I take off rest of day.

 

Wednesday

8:30am

Irate user calls to say chipset has nothing to do with fonts on form. Tell them of course, they should have been checking Bitset, not chipset. Sheepish user apologizes and hangs up.

9:10am

Support manager, with foot in cast, returns to office. Schedules 10:00am meeting with me. User calls and wants to talk to support manager about terrible help at support desk. Tell them manager about to go into meeting. Sometimes life hands you material...

10:00am

Call Louie in janitorial services to cover for me. Go to support manager's office. He says he can't dismiss me but can suggest several lateral career moves. Most involve farm implements in third-world countries with moderate to heavy political turmoil. By and by, I ask if he's aware of new bug which takes full-text indexed random e-mail databases and puts all references to furry handcuffs and Bambi Boomer in Marketing on the corporate Web page. Meeting is adjourned as he reaches for keyboard, Web browser, and Tums.

10:30am

Tell Louie he's doing great job. Offer to show him mainframe corporate PBX system sometime.

11:00am

Lunch.

4:55pm

Return from lunch.

5:00pm

Shift change; Going home.

 

Thursday

8:00am

New guy (Marvin) started today. "Nice plaids" I offer. Show him Server room, wiring closet, and technical library. Set him up with IBM PC-XT. Tell him to quit whining, Notes runs the same in both monochrome and color.

8:45am

New guy's PC finishes booting up. Tell him I'll create new ID for him. Set minimum password length to 64. Go grab smoke.

9:30am

Introduce Louie the custodian to Marvin. Nice plaids Louie comments. Is this guy great or what?!

11:00am

Beat Louie in dominos game. Louie leaves. Fish spare dominos out of sleeves (Always have backups). User calls, says Accounting server is down. Untie Ethernet cable from radio antenna (better reception) and plug back into hub. Tell user to try again. Another happy customer!

11:55am

Brief Marvin on Corporate Policy 98.022.01: Whereas all new employees beginning on days ending in 'Y' shall enjoy all proper aspects with said corporation, said employee is obligated to provide substance and relief to senior technical analyst on shift. Marvin doubts. I point to Corporate Policy database (a fine piece of work, if I say so myself!). Remember, that's DOUBLE pepperoni and NO peppers! I yell to Marvin as he steps over open floor tile to get to exit door.

1:00pm

Oooooh! Pizza makes me so sleepy...

4:30pm

Wake from refreshing nap. Catch Marvin scanning want ads.

5:00pm

Shift change. Flick HR's server off and on several times (just testing the On/Off button...). See ya tomorrow.

 

Friday

8:00am

Night shift still trying to replace power supply in HR server. Told them it worked fine before I left.

9:00am

Marvin still not here. Decide I might start answering these calls myself. Unforward phones from Mailroom.

9:02am

Yep. A user call. Users in Des Moines can't replicate. Me and the Oiuji board determine it's sunspots. Tell them to call telecommunications.

9:30am

Good God, another user! They're like ants. Says he's in San Diego and can't replicate with Des Moines. Tell him it's sunspots, but with a two-hour difference. Suggest he reset the time on the server back two hours.

10:17am

Pensacola calls. Says they can't route mail to San Diego. Tell them to set server ahead three hours.

11:00am

E-mail from corporate says for everybody to quit resetting the time on their servers. I change the date stamp and forward it to Milwaukee.

11:20am

Finish @CoffeeMake macro. Put phone back on hook.

11:23am

Milwaukee calls, asks what day it is.

11:25am

Support manager stops by to say Marvin called in to quit. So hard to get good help... I respond. Support manager says he has appointment with orthopedic doctor this afternoon, and asks if I mind sitting in on the weekly department head meeting for him. No problem!

11:30am

Call Louie and tell him opportunity knocks and he's invited to a meeting this afternoon. Yeah, sure. You can bring your snuff I tell him.

12:00am

Lunch.

1:00pm

Start full backups on UNIX server. Route them to device NULL to make them fast.

1:03pm

Full weekly backups done. Man, I love modern technology!

2:30pm

Look in support manager's contact management database. Cancel 2:45pm appointment for him. He really should be at home resting, you know.

2:39pm

New user calls. Says want to learn how to create a connection document. Tell them to run connection document utility CTRL-ALT- DEL. Says PC rebooted. Tell them to call microsupport.

2:50pm

Support manager calls to say mixup at doctor's office means appointment cancelled. Says he's just going to go on home. Ask him if he's seen corporate Web page lately.

3:00pm

Another (novice) user calls. Says periodic macro not working. Suggest they place @DeleteDocument at end of formula. Promise to send them document addendum which says so.

4:00pm

Finish changing foreground color in all documents to white. Also set point size to 2 in help databases.

4:30pm

User calls to say they can't see anything in documents. Tell them to go to view, do a Edit -- Select All, hit delete key, and then refresh. Promise to send them document addendum which says so.

4:45pm

Another user calls. Says they can't read help documents. Tell them I'll fix it. Hang up. Change font to Wingdings.

4:58pm

Plug coffee maker into Ethernet hub to see what happens. Not (too) much.

5:00pm

Night shift shows up. Tell that the hub is acting funny and to have a good weekend. Cheers
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: swampfeotus on December 04, 2008, 03:07:16 PM
isnt this just cut and paste bofh
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Draconicfire on December 04, 2008, 03:27:42 PM
???   I never claimed I wrote it...  It's just hilarious

I alkso didn't see the oint of putting a link when i could just copy/paste it in here.  Why take 2 steps to get somewhere when there is no need to do so?
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on December 11, 2008, 03:13:50 PM
http://industrialaddiction.com/top-20-reasons-why-rivetheads-arent-popular/
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: reverseinversion on March 19, 2009, 09:50:23 AM
b is funny, but it probably doesnt belong here

This.

/b/ is also filled with deathcore metalcore metal fans who think that metal will instantly kill anyone who listens to it in the goriest way. If you ever wanna just piss them off just tell them how much you think it sucks. My record is 236 rage filled replies.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Semo on March 23, 2009, 10:01:52 AM
oki that halo kid was hilarious...i no this is like 2 years old but still hillarious check it out, either that or im just very simply amused
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AplLbKJQUw0&feature=channel
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on April 12, 2009, 07:32:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpBdlbWkoPY        cute kid noise compilation. (starts after 40 sec)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on April 12, 2009, 01:01:06 PM
That's a sweet video - i like it
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on April 15, 2009, 09:51:18 PM
just look at it for a while

http://producten.hema.nl/
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on April 16, 2009, 12:38:12 AM
lol that's awesome!

props
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on April 16, 2009, 12:00:33 PM
just look at it for a while

http://producten.hema.nl/

OMFG! Ghettoblaster!  I have so many questions...
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DigitalTiger on April 17, 2009, 01:58:48 AM
Who farted ?

No one farted, it's swampy.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: swampfeotus on April 17, 2009, 06:23:31 PM
Who farted ?

No one farted, it's swampy.

im to sexy to fart.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on April 17, 2009, 10:21:32 PM
just look at it for a while

http://producten.hema.nl/

OMFG! Ghettoblaster!  I have so many questions...
like what questions?

btw im working too much reading "hexan" ("hexane") into the screen name at first

)x
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on April 18, 2009, 04:20:28 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543      (y)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on April 18, 2009, 04:34:35 PM
just look at it for a while

http://producten.hema.nl/

OMFG! Ghettoblaster!  I have so many questions...
like what questions?

btw im working too much reading "hexan" ("hexane") into the screen name at first

)x

Well, I was very curious on how ghettoblaster become the norm on a Dutch Web site.  Wikipedia says that "ghettoblaster" originated in the US but became popular in the UK versus "boombox" in the US, so I can see how that would migrate across the channel - but all the same, it was quite surprising.  That's what made it so damn funny for me; it is now standard in my lexicon.  And I'm curious if it carries the same connotation now that it did in the 70's and 80's.  It made me curious about Dutch demographics, overall socio-economic status, etc...
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: LungerTony on May 12, 2009, 01:47:13 PM
(http://www.sacfurs.com:8080/creepy.gif)

This is funny in that old pedophile transformers kidnapping nerdy kids is funny in front of 50,000 people is funny.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on May 12, 2009, 02:22:45 PM
lol that's so random :)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Kindred1369 on May 12, 2009, 02:40:53 PM
CTRL
Some Other Time
^^^^^^^^^^
EMO
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on May 12, 2009, 03:56:08 PM
You caught me, this is an emo station.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on May 12, 2009, 04:12:57 PM
CTRL?  Emo?  Really? 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Pyramid_Head on May 13, 2009, 11:42:11 AM
http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/316647.html

pure genious, ps to fully apprechiate this video, you have to be familiar with tf2
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: gamergrrrl on May 13, 2009, 01:35:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZChZzJ2AtTc

Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on May 13, 2009, 02:19:09 PM
I greatly approve of this TF2 product or service
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Kindred1369 on May 13, 2009, 04:34:10 PM
the song: Some Other Time  from CTRL was emo.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on May 14, 2009, 10:07:00 AM
Yeah, listening to it again I think I'd kinda have to agree.  I hadn't even considered anything they've produced emo, hence my surprise. 

I happen to have that album in my car atm, apparently I've been ghettoblasting emo music and didn't know it!  :D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on May 14, 2009, 10:35:56 AM
Next up: fall out boy followed by slayer. Changing up things around here.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Kindred1369 on May 14, 2009, 11:22:27 AM
Yeah, listening to it again I think I'd kinda have to agree.  I hadn't even considered anything they've produced emo, hence my surprise. 

I happen to have that album in my car atm, apparently I've been ghettoblasting emo music and didn't know it!  :D

Its okay! we all have a little emo in us!
Once you go emo you never go back!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on May 14, 2009, 11:51:44 AM
Reading up on the genre at my fav knowledge dump, it seems one "expert" on the subject claims that Pinkerton by Weezer "...became the most important emo album of the decade."
Full context: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo)

I recall listening to that album often.  Guess I was smitten early on.  (I hadn't really discovered Industrial/EBM or it's derivatives/precursors yet, although I mysteriously had a copy of Switchblade Symphony's Serpentine Gallery back then also).   
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on May 14, 2009, 03:30:06 PM
holy shit, shirow. If you buried a fall out boy in the middle of dg, i would personally send you $100 cash
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on May 14, 2009, 09:03:06 PM
Can I hold you to that?
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on May 14, 2009, 10:58:13 PM
Yes.

I'll paypal you the money.

Also, i will need to verify the playing, so we'll have to set up a time and date so I know i'll be listening
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on May 15, 2009, 05:08:28 AM
Hehe.. Sorry, even 100 bucks won't get me playing fall out boy. CTRL is as emo as I get!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Pyramid_Head on May 21, 2009, 08:21:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA
a well done video of my favorite man to ridicule
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on May 21, 2009, 08:40:20 AM
@Shirow: NAME YOUR PRICE.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on May 21, 2009, 12:44:00 PM
Pay off my house and I'd consider it
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on May 22, 2009, 02:27:19 AM
how much is your house? XD
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on May 22, 2009, 05:37:24 AM
Well, I'll tell you what, just pay off $100,000 of it and I'll be happy.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on June 02, 2009, 11:55:02 AM
http://explosionsandboobs.com/           -Best site after DG?
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on June 02, 2009, 12:28:48 PM
I'm gonna have to agree.  The F5 key is your friend there.  Thanks!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: LungerTony on June 02, 2009, 02:35:31 PM
(http://strk3.com/webimages/republican_jesus2.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on June 03, 2009, 07:07:55 AM
I lol'ed at republican jesus :)

also, i don't think a fall out boy song is worth $100,000. Oh well.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: zerokill on June 03, 2009, 07:18:26 AM
I laughed at the republican jesus as well.

Jesus with a M4. Interesting.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on June 03, 2009, 08:14:03 AM
I lol'ed at republican jesus :)

also, i don't think a fall out boy song is worth $100,000. Oh well.

That's my what morals cost!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: LungerTony on June 03, 2009, 10:42:19 AM
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1/detpulsar/this-thread-is-gay1.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Kindred1369 on June 05, 2009, 11:28:56 AM
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5880/broe.jpg
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on June 05, 2009, 02:50:53 PM
One of several; this one is the best, I think:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8)

Second favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk&NR=1)

Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Berger Stahl on June 05, 2009, 02:59:47 PM
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5880/broe.jpg

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/omega_republik/1243897086483.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Kindred1369 on June 05, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
One of several; this one is the best, I think:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8)

Second favorite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk&NR=1)




I'll Take a body Massage while eating a pork sandwich Mr GI Joe.

Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Kindred1369 on June 05, 2009, 03:46:56 PM
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/5880/broe.jpg

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/omega_republik/1243897086483.jpg)

wow thats 2 much!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on June 06, 2009, 11:58:36 AM
I couldn't stop from bursting out from laughing as loud as i could at the end of the first G.I. Joe clip. :D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: aphxero on June 06, 2009, 12:19:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATnSCMm19sY

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Windows movie maker I know it!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Pathogen on June 09, 2009, 02:53:42 PM
I was grabbing some stuff at Target the other night and I saw a black midget women making out with another women (regular size).  Then i thought to myself, my life will never be that bad, compared to a black midget lesbian - seriously, she has all the cards stacked against her.  Well, if she had downs syndrome or some mental problem that would be like an added bonus of, "hey I got the short end of the chromosome spectrum here!"

So when you think your life is at a low point, think of that black lesbian midget and realize your life can be worse.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on June 09, 2009, 03:15:24 PM
I actually tried that line to cheer someone up. didn't work

friend: ugh my life sucks
me: hey, look on the bright side. at least you're not a black lesbian midget.
friend: c.c
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on June 10, 2009, 08:30:31 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a14s1LcCUWs  This was posted on a competing industrial radio station's forums, but thought it was funny enough to post here :)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on June 10, 2009, 10:28:57 AM
Competing? That implies DG has competition... ;)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on June 10, 2009, 02:29:27 PM
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned against the holiest of holies
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on June 10, 2009, 03:26:26 PM
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned against the holiest of holies
rofl XD
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: LungerTony on June 22, 2009, 03:50:57 PM
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z122/Jezaa14/5336300_gal1.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on June 22, 2009, 04:03:41 PM
Van Damme = awesome.

Second only to Chuck Norris, of course. 

(http://teens.rationalresponders.com/sites/teens.rationalresponders.com/files/images/chuckxmas.preview.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Berger Stahl on June 22, 2009, 04:11:32 PM
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/G/2/obama-46-virgin.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on July 02, 2009, 08:43:23 PM
Here I was getting all excited when I opened up Das Ich's Myspace page and the compulsory music stream just happened to sync perfectly with Imperative Reaction's Giving Up on the June 22 Regen podcast DG was streaming at the time. For an euphoric 15 seconds, I thought it was a track off an LP followup to Kannibale... until the unlikely duet inevitably ripped apart into shit, no offence to Imperative Reaction.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: swampfeotus on July 03, 2009, 03:38:29 AM
(http://terminalvoid.net/dump/wat.png)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Chris Nihilus on July 08, 2009, 12:55:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Hahaha
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Chris Nihilus on July 08, 2009, 01:27:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fthelonelyisland.blogspot.com%2F&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on July 09, 2009, 01:28:57 PM
Chuck Norris 00:41?   http://internetshouldbeillegal.com/
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on July 09, 2009, 05:14:13 PM
Chuck Norris 00:41?   http://internetshouldbeillegal.com/

not cool   >:(
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Shirow on July 09, 2009, 09:11:15 PM
(http://terminalvoid.net/dump/wat.png)

She is a cutie. I mean, at least they didn't post some Fall Out Boy listening chick with hair over one eye.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: weedgod on July 10, 2009, 02:25:59 AM
when ever I am in a pissy mood I watch this >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlch97EQDA

then I laugh my self silly no matter what!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Pathogen on July 18, 2009, 08:20:26 PM
www.failblog.org
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on July 20, 2009, 10:41:02 AM
www.fmylife.com (http://www.fmylife.com)

except it doesn't seem to be coming up at the moment... 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: LungerTony on July 20, 2009, 02:38:06 PM
(http://progressiveboink.com/b/images/rob/liefeldgirl1.gif)

People make money drawing shit like this. Lol.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on August 18, 2009, 06:17:44 PM
If you laugh at this you're a bad, bad person:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-jcDRFId68
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on August 19, 2009, 08:02:42 AM
hahaha that's brilliant!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: sotarcat126 on August 19, 2009, 07:06:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF_P77VEPKA
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on August 20, 2009, 08:48:22 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF_P77VEPKA

Wow, Thanks!  Having worked on the 787 program for 2 years this really cracked me up. 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: serialthriller on August 21, 2009, 06:39:33 AM
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on August 21, 2009, 12:07:58 PM
::applauded::
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: LungerTony on August 24, 2009, 11:06:06 PM
Hmm.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/95/264799891_a473c2b742_o.gif)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on August 25, 2009, 10:04:41 AM
Hmm.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/95/264799891_a473c2b742_o.gif)
**fapfapfapfap
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Kindred1369 on August 25, 2009, 03:22:28 PM
Hmm.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/95/264799891_a473c2b742_o.gif)
**fapfapfapfap

This is why we want wait one hr before ANY physical activity!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on August 25, 2009, 04:58:29 PM
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/giflix/gifs/wbfl32rqqqeb.gif?AWSAccessKeyId=0NEMFYTS5VQ806HF9CR2&Expires=1251241379&Signature=rQ76g1C60zXXkDT/r8H78U1EVoM%3D)

**fapfapfapfap

Bear can't dance!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: serialthriller on August 29, 2009, 03:24:52 AM
PROCRASTINATE NOW,Don't put it off !
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on September 09, 2009, 02:59:49 PM
yellow drum machine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RyodnisVvU)

this is absolutely cool, at least to me

ps: fixed link!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on September 09, 2009, 05:57:45 PM
yellow drum machine (http://)

this is absolutely cool, at least to me

Link broken
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: koggen on September 10, 2009, 08:26:43 AM
Link is working now, otherwise use http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RyodnisVvU as URL.

I really love that yellow little robot, it's so cute :)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Jib on September 10, 2009, 09:01:03 AM
Now that is cool.  He has a great purpose in life.  I've known real drummers that display the exact same purpose.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on September 12, 2009, 11:28:47 AM
star trek meets monty python (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc&feature=related&fmt=18)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: koggen on September 13, 2009, 03:05:55 AM
omg! I laughed until I had tears in my eyes! Excellent video!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on September 15, 2009, 12:16:13 PM
The other day I realized that I have been randomly saying to my sister, in a high pitched voice, "I am a banana."  So I showed her this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI) 

Been around since 2000, but there is always someone who hasn't seen it. 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on October 18, 2009, 10:50:16 AM
Rammstein Plan Sextoy Boxset:

http://www.antimusic.com/news/09/oct/re15Rammstein_Plan_Sextoy_Boxset.shtml

Not available at Walmart...

Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on January 05, 2010, 09:05:06 PM
Epic:

http://maps.google.com/maps?t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.45764,-80.007597&panoid=X-xp0ypEKM-xAaC2ivbpTw&cbp=12,340.45,,1,10.38&ie=UTF8&ll=40.458262,-80.007505&spn=0,359.98071&z=16

Brutal:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=embed&hl=de&geocode=&q=rom&sll=21.271836,-157.822905&sspn=0.007088,0.013937&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=&layer=c&cbll=41.760105,12.2633&panoid=-MW3qRk8bOIOZZrdaOmf2g&cbp=12,281.04,,1,20.33&ll=41.760105,12.2633&spn=0,358.765411&z=10

This has been the Epic/Brutal Report.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on January 06, 2010, 04:40:31 AM
Whats in the first link? All I can see is a black screen. Photos wont load =\
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on January 06, 2010, 07:42:16 AM
Try:

http://streetviewgallery.corank.com/tech/story/google-Street-View-Captures-a-Sword-Fi

Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on January 06, 2010, 01:55:22 PM
Epic:

http://maps.google.com/maps?t=h&layer=c&cbll=40.45764,-80.007597&panoid=X-xp0ypEKM-xAaC2ivbpTw&cbp=12,340.45,,1,10.38&ie=UTF8&ll=40.458262,-80.007505&spn=0,359.98071&z=16

Brutal:

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=embed&hl=de&geocode=&q=rom&sll=21.271836,-157.822905&sspn=0.007088,0.013937&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=&layer=c&cbll=41.760105,12.2633&panoid=-MW3qRk8bOIOZZrdaOmf2g&cbp=12,281.04,,1,20.33&ll=41.760105,12.2633&spn=0,358.765411&z=10

This has been the Epic/Brutal Report.

Why do they both go to the same thing? 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on January 06, 2010, 04:46:42 PM
Wow, no clue why so much trouble with the links, they work across my computers' configs.

Should be two D&D nerds fighting with swords (epic), and then the second one is a motorcycle accident (brutal).
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on January 06, 2010, 04:50:46 PM
personally im not ok with either picture being seen from a satellite or whatever camera (live public cameras installed places for that matter)

with the accident for sure i feel like it is an invasion of privacy
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on January 06, 2010, 05:00:28 PM
http://maps.google.com/maps?cbp=1,9.995045624107206,,0,10.698194796922357&cbll=40.457636,-80.00767&layer=c&ie=UTF8&ll=40.459103,-80.006486&spn=0.00569,0.012918&z=17&panoid=W_ox0QPcWyPqWGNPiK91Nw

No, this is a invasion on your privacy. See if you can see what I mean.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on January 07, 2010, 10:16:03 AM
Today's satellite-image technology means that...complete privacy does not exist. - Google

http://news.cnet.com/8301-1023_3-10166532-93.html

Translation: Satellite imaging technology's mere existence reduces privacy irrespective of application or legality.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on January 07, 2010, 10:24:24 AM
Street view is something difference then satellite imagining.

No satellite will photograph stuff like what you can see for example in the link I posted (if you havent found what I meant, check that girls ass and zoom in a bit. I dont know about you, but I wouldnt like it if the entire internet could see my underwear like that. And seeing how she was patting a dog, its unlikely that she did it on purpose)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on January 07, 2010, 10:43:29 AM
I think in the quote Google is referring to satellites in the context of the terrestrial photos being tagged with coordinates.

Yea, these StreetView links are tricky or something because instead of ass I was greeted by epic nerds.

Imagine my disappointment.

The way I interpreted "No, this is an invasion on your privacy" was that by clicking on a StreetView link, ostensibly to invade the privacy of others, in fact your privacy has been invaded by Google, who recorded your IP, computer configuration, location, and interest industrial music, being referred by digitalgunfire. They may even have recorded our interest in ass or nerds.

Though my understanding is this thing:

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/722

foils Google's javascript tracking.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Berger Stahl on January 07, 2010, 01:56:01 PM
Wow, this thread got really boring and lame very quickly ....

Here's something to put it back on topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsRinvBrQ6E

(alternative link to bypass age verification, but forced fullscreen)

http://www.youtube.com/v/YsRinvBrQ6E
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on January 11, 2010, 09:15:47 AM
Simon's cat (http://www.youtube.com/user/simonscat?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/6/w0ffwDYo00Q)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on January 11, 2010, 01:42:58 PM
Yea, these StreetView links are tricky or something because instead of ass I was greeted by epic nerds.

Imagine my disappointment.

Follow the street to the left till you see some grocery store. With a guy and a girl standing in front.


And lol at Simons cat. He looks a lot like our cat.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on January 11, 2010, 02:56:33 PM
Yea, these StreetView links are tricky or something because instead of ass I was greeted by epic nerds.

Imagine my disappointment.

Follow the street to the left till you see some grocery store. With a guy and a girl standing in front.


And lol at Simons cat. He looks a lot like our cat.


wasn't that a fashion at some point? shoestring panties sticking up above their low-rise pants? 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on January 11, 2010, 03:49:54 PM
wasn't that a fashion at some point? shoestring panties sticking up above their low-rise pants? 


Isnt that still the fashion in some parts of the world? Or certain age groups.

Also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLR544aufdc

Watch the rest of the series as well. And sock the satanic hamster. Though that one only because I like that song.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on January 11, 2010, 06:27:37 PM
Yea, these StreetView links are tricky or something because instead of ass I was greeted by epic nerds.

Imagine my disappointment.

Follow the street to the left till you see some grocery store. With a guy and a girl standing in front.


And lol at Simons cat. He looks a lot like our cat.


wasn't that a fashion at some point? shoestring panties sticking up above their low-rise pants?  


I guess that whole area staged some stuff for the Google van, 'cuase there's a dude in a Ham suit leaning up against the far side of the grocery store. Next to the "Fresh Fruit and Vegetables" sign.

Keep going up Sampsonia St and you'll see a progression of staged gags, including runners, this dude wailing on a guitar in his garage, a cheesy attempt at some kind laser accident or something, a marching band, people throwin' confetti.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on January 13, 2010, 03:56:32 PM
http://www.twolumps.net/ (http://www.twolumps.net/)

thrice weekly comic strip since 2004
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on January 13, 2010, 05:04:11 PM
allow me to retort:

http://www.lfgcomic.com/

Best webcomic about RPG's and shit ever.
Also, Richard is my idol XD
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: eEL on January 14, 2010, 09:33:06 AM
(http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/current/index-1.gif)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on January 14, 2010, 12:29:00 PM
Twisted minds who like Red Meat tend to like Perry Bible Fellowship:

http://pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF152-Scorpy_the_Forest_Friend.gif
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on January 14, 2010, 01:54:14 PM
allow me to retort:

http://www.lfgcomic.com/

Best webcomic about RPG's and shit ever.
Also, Richard is my idol XD

damn.  only 322 pages and I burned through them in one sitting. Definitely enjoyed it.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: FashionistState on February 08, 2010, 12:57:49 PM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/23/128982307162396700.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on February 08, 2010, 03:46:13 PM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/23/128982307162396700.jpg)

the horror......
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: mikepowell512 on February 10, 2010, 10:14:21 PM
http://www.mojevideo.sk/video/1f08/madagaskar_vianocna_misia.html

Madagascar Penguins on christmas mission..
A couldnt stop laughing for a 5 minutes.. :"D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DJ_DarkCloud on February 16, 2010, 08:52:37 PM
This is pretty funny to me. I joined this freestyle rap group on FB for a laugh. I dig making up little rhymes and dissing rap culture. I've copied and pasted some entries and responses from myself, my brother and a friend of mine,,after some MC wannabe laid a diss....

Antwone Terrell Linguin (Lexington, KY) wrote(The gansta wannabe)
at 7:14am on September 26th, 2008

I kill niggaz to kill germs yes sir I do
Since you white snowflake it don't refer to you
Your lucky ur in London stunting new fly resorts
Because I've been shooting Krackers every July the 4th
Caucasians in London is like probability of Nuns with temperaments
London breeds Asians you fucking immigrant
I cope birds 24/7 on the block off weight packets
I'm a hustler I dnt need to immigrate to escape taxes
You prolly a former slum in dept boy yo shyt is fiction
Got 50 thou on yo head so your run out of jurisdiction
I rout a global murder market, get addresses from departments
step in mud to your carpet, like SCARFACE "BOOM" dead target
take your whip never park it, chop it down sell the parts wit
weed n purple from the garden and watch your news so lethargic

Geoffrey Seymour (London) wrote
at 1:15am on October 23rd, 2008 (my brother)

your deluded rhymes are quite confusing
your carnie themes they are amusing
so get back in your circus midget cage
wait your turn i'm taking centre stage
here's a little conundrum just for you
oh why did you put your hat on scew?
is your head too big not unlike a melon
wanna bust a cap... gonna be a felon
there's a moral to this rhyme of mine
you want respect try walking the line
but you'd fall on your face if you tried
cause your pants don't hang they slide
so what you gonna do my gangsta bro
coco pop a cap but i'm the fucking pro

Jonathan Seymour wrote
at 12:19pm on October 23rd, 2008(me)

Whats this biatches? Wassup Mr Linguin
Seems ya wanna burn but I'm as cold as a penguin
You better stoke your dissing fire and slap on the coal
Your choo choo trains stuggling out in the North Pole
I'm waiting, debating if you got what it takes
but you're grating and skating on thin ice that breaks
If dissing was a crime you'd be out on parole
as much as you'd love being shanked in the hole
Rap's not the same when you're writing it down
but you've got that covered rap rodeo clown

Sharky Sharma (Israel) wrote
at 3:14pm on October 23rd, 2008(my friend)

You wear a golden watch, but you can't read the time
"comparison" and "embarrassing" don't even rhyme
unless you're sayin it with an inflated lip
sore from smoking crack and bulging at the tip
What's with the confusion in spelling the word "shit"
it's yet another reflection of a less than great wit
You don't even make the cut for Turkish porn
when you don that green hat and dress up like a ghetto leprechaun
Please don't lecture us about killing niggaz with germs
for fuck's sake, respect them brothers, stop using racist terms
And stop deluding yourself thinking you're a hustler
we all know Cadillacs are no better than DaimlerChrysler
I never knew rhyming was a speciality in Kentucky
is it the next best thing to that Colonel's recipe?
Asians know more words than just "sucky sucky!"
but that's more than enough for them to get lucky


Hehehe
 


HAHA reading though this thread, gotta say Rap ain't my thing period, but this was EPIC!! Dude got BURNED!!!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DJ_DarkCloud on February 16, 2010, 09:06:09 PM
(http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/23/128982307162396700.jpg)

the horror......

painful...
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DJ_DarkCloud on February 16, 2010, 09:15:41 PM
My friend sent this to me a good while back, we died laughing watching this. We are sure you will to :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4P5nMLKklk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4P5nMLKklk)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on February 17, 2010, 09:52:27 AM
Twiright wirr get you raid (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CkWHn5Lewk)

I don't know if I've posted this already: Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on February 17, 2010, 10:05:31 AM
some balls but not enough for you to notice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on February 17, 2010, 10:20:22 AM
some balls but not enough for you to notice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc)

I totally hesitated clicking on the link. 

Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on February 17, 2010, 12:09:22 PM
some balls but not enough for you to notice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc)

I totally hesitated clicking on the link. 



awwwwww

(= 0
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on February 17, 2010, 03:32:36 PM
some balls but not enough for you to notice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc)

I liked his advertisement for rapist glasses and pedobeards more.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sylem X on February 17, 2010, 04:29:52 PM
I gotta agree with Lexus... I don't think 3 Penis Wine is funny at allll :(
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Leviathan on February 25, 2010, 05:00:12 AM
something utterly hilarious: 

my depressing bank balance

even more funny:

some people think jews are all filthy rich


the irony...

Leviathan
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on February 27, 2010, 05:49:11 PM
Turtle assaults, then humps, a rock:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB6FCWyzmjI
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Leviathan on February 28, 2010, 04:00:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alSI0VIUn7A

epic lulz
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: faelaenx on February 28, 2010, 12:20:33 PM
something utterly hilarious: 

my depressing bank balance

even more funny:

some people think jews are all filthy rich


the irony...

Leviathan

Coincidentally i also suffer from abysmal finances.

i would make a joke about how mine is probably bigger than yours but, as the tone seems somber, i will refrain from such an incongruous remark. If it makes you feel any better i am currently - what is by all definition - considered poor white trailer trash, looking for work in Michigan, of all deity-forsaken places. So, chin up, mister helpful Hebrew (and i am one of the opposite of 'some', and know that not all Jews are rich) and take solace in the knowledge that there is company in thine misery. Or just miserable company.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on February 28, 2010, 01:58:14 PM
Ford's hot new car for the shit economy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8UtRNCztVI
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: faelaenx on March 02, 2010, 11:30:59 PM
I don't know if I've posted this already: Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJYxCSXjhLI)

i LOVE Hertzfeldt's stuff. A friend of mine has the Bitter Films collection and i got to spend a mind blowing evening viewing it last year. Though i would perhaps caution any hard-core hallucinogenic partakers to be warned if viewing it on such. =)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: faelaenx on March 02, 2010, 11:34:31 PM
some balls but not enough for you to notice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEf-xV9hQc)

i have great appreciation for Lajoie's stuff as irreverent as it can be. It doesn't fail to at the very least put a ludicrous and childish grin on my face. That one was one i hadn't seen, so thanks Creeps! =D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Pyramid_Head on March 03, 2010, 11:41:22 AM
http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_108_the-25-least-useful-self-help-books-possible_p25#25

make sure you cycle through them all, hillarity ensues
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on March 03, 2010, 12:25:13 PM
http://www.cracked.com/photoshop_108_the-25-least-useful-self-help-books-possible_p25#25

kinda like "punch the great white on the nose" (http://ibexinc.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/greatwhite.jpg)

yeah ... right ...
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: mikepowell512 on March 04, 2010, 06:40:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G8lPg7pGH8

..or what can perform wood-wind quartet and two dancers in early '40s.. :D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: DJ_DarkCloud on March 05, 2010, 04:44:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G8lPg7pGH8

..or what can perform wood-wind quartet and two dancers in early '40s.. :D

Let's see that in the Evolution of Dance video! HAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on March 05, 2010, 06:31:37 PM
Hahahaha, watching our current politics is like one big comedy show. A pretty tragic one as well.

Damn, the stupidity of humans....
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: mikepowell512 on March 05, 2010, 10:08:58 PM
Hahahaha, watching our current politics is like one big comedy show. A pretty tragic one as well.

Damn, the stupidity of humans....

:D
..youre not alone who is laughing at politics.. Our in Slovakia done it possible every time.. :D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: synthetik on March 05, 2010, 10:20:04 PM
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2iutht0.jpg)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/11r3z1l.jpg)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2rc93bm.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on March 07, 2010, 12:23:59 PM
Creepiest thing on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxTpyCdriY
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on March 16, 2010, 08:59:24 PM
Carnage starts at 2:00.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqd4aPs5WTA
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on March 16, 2010, 09:11:28 PM
Carnage starts at 2:00.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqd4aPs5WTA

*ROFLMA*
i'm so pissing myself laughing


edit: for all you out there who think it is good to learn a second language
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vBn2_ia8zM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNLm-0yd5ZA
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Sensation on March 16, 2010, 11:29:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL_qGMfbtAk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjdBCeUdAmI

And one for St Patrick's Day LOL!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JO0-WCEOw4
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: mikepowell512 on March 17, 2010, 04:19:29 AM
Carnage starts at 2:00.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqd4aPs5WTA

:"D Best training video Ive ever seen! :"D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on March 17, 2010, 06:19:50 AM
Carnage starts at 2:00.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqd4aPs5WTA

Brilliant. Just fucking brilliant.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Pyramid_Head on March 19, 2010, 10:48:41 AM
wish i though of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lscEOe7W6Q8
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on March 19, 2010, 12:31:36 PM
On the subject of forklifts: EPIC FAIL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqC2URQstz4)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on March 20, 2010, 03:36:32 AM
Carnage starts at 2:00.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqd4aPs5WTA
At first I was like :| Then I lol´d :)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on March 28, 2010, 09:38:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCcQcOR93_A

i thought that is just too cute *wipes a tear*
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on March 28, 2010, 12:26:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCcQcOR93_A

i thought that is just too cute *wipes a tear*

I sensed a lot of sexual tension.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: faelaenx on March 28, 2010, 07:27:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCcQcOR93_A

i thought that is just too cute *wipes a tear*

all i can say is WOW. i think that hit like 101 fetishes =;P
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on April 12, 2010, 03:27:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY

Im a banana, Im a banana, Im a banana, look at me move!

Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on April 16, 2010, 05:28:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA

wait until the old folk's home
q;
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on April 16, 2010, 09:44:27 PM
Ha! If you like that, you'll loooooooove:

http://www.hulu.com/collections/228/72434
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on April 17, 2010, 04:21:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yvEYKRF5IA

wait until the old folk's home
q;

Something tells me that they just loooooove goose.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on April 17, 2010, 07:22:12 AM
Ha! If you like that, you'll loooooooove:

http://www.hulu.com/collections/228/72434

only stream for people within the united states
/=
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on April 20, 2010, 07:56:07 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/20/1587921/are-school-lunches-a-national.html)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on April 20, 2010, 09:03:39 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/20/1587921/are-school-lunches-a-national.html)

Yeah... I got nothin'

(http://blingyou.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/supersize-fries1.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on April 20, 2010, 09:54:42 AM
On the subject of news articles...

Earthquakes explained: all this time it's been because of women! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on April 20, 2010, 11:21:07 AM
Impossible not to laugh at this.

Talking Carl Scream Fight (http://www.wimp.com/talkingcarl/)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on April 20, 2010, 11:28:15 AM
On the subject of news articles...

Earthquakes explained: all this time it's been because of women! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm)
WTF
*blinks*

Impossible not to laugh at this.

Talking Carl Scream Fight (http://www.wimp.com/talkingcarl/)
*lol*
it is kind of cute ... and scary ... and creepy ... and *white noise*

... or is it pink noise?
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on April 20, 2010, 11:37:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY

Im a banana, Im a banana, Im a banana, look at me move!



Ok. So, I've just *tried* to deny the existance of this since you posted it, but I can't anymore.  It is so awful, but I can't stop hearing it in my head.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on April 20, 2010, 11:40:27 AM
On the subject of news articles...

Earthquakes explained: all this time it's been because of women! (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8631775.stm)
WTF
*blinks*
Yeah, pretty amazing. Uh, not in a good way.

Impossible not to laugh at this.

Talking Carl Scream Fight (http://www.wimp.com/talkingcarl/)
*lol*
it is kind of cute ... and scary ... and creepy ... and *white noise*

... or is it pink noise?

pink noise! ha!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on April 20, 2010, 11:47:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5ay10RTGY

Im a banana, Im a banana, Im a banana, look at me move!



Ok. So, I've just *tried* to deny the existance of this since you posted it, but I can't anymore.  It is so awful, but I can't stop hearing it in my head.
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqq6jppAYFo)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on April 20, 2010, 03:36:07 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/20/1587921/are-school-lunches-a-national.html)

Nonsense I say! Fat people make for excellent human shields. You can like hide 2 fully equiped and packed soldiers behind one fat guy. And the fat guy would absorb all the shots in meters of fat.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on April 20, 2010, 04:16:59 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/04/20/1587921/are-school-lunches-a-national.html)

Nonsense I say! Fat people make for excellent human shields. You can like hide 2 fully equiped and packed soldiers behind one fat guy. And the fat guy would absorb all the shots in meters of fat.

Why did this make me think of the Mancubuses in Doom 2?

(http://www.doomwadstation.com/bestiary/comparison/img/mancubus.JPG)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on April 20, 2010, 05:02:00 PM
Seriously, assumed today's kids would be mainly be piloting military drones. How in shape do you need to be for that? Pretty much you just need to not fall asleep during the mission, during which you'll be chugging enough RedBull to kill a lesser man. Any recruit with less than 50k G on their XBox Live account need not apply. That's basically your SAT score for the military.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on May 17, 2010, 08:23:55 PM
π song (http://keithschofield.com/pi/std.html)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: LungerTony on May 18, 2010, 01:50:00 PM
(http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad65/lorcy/troll7.gif)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on May 24, 2010, 11:37:57 AM
I hear it over and over again in my head. Talented kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyscXalFngg
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on May 24, 2010, 12:09:53 PM
(http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad65/lorcy/troll7.gif)

You post the most random shit.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on May 24, 2010, 12:16:44 PM
I hear it over and over again in my head. Talented kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyscXalFngg

That's actually pretty cool
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on May 24, 2010, 12:19:04 PM
I dropped my $400 phone in the toilet today. It's sitting in my car, soaked in germ-x, waiting for it to dry and I'm hoping it works. 

Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on May 24, 2010, 01:55:48 PM
(http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad65/lorcy/troll7.gif)
Hows that funny?

Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: mikepowell512 on May 25, 2010, 05:39:34 PM
I hear it over and over again in my head. Talented kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyscXalFngg
That's actually pretty cool

RESPEKT!

Im really pleased that hes a punk, not a gangstashit..
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on May 26, 2010, 01:54:07 AM
I hear it over and over again in my head. Talented kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyscXalFngg
That's actually pretty cool

RESPEKT!

Im really pleased that hes a punk, not a gangstashit..
You got little gangsta's like him running around as well, also having their own music clips and shit.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: wysiwyg on May 26, 2010, 03:23:56 PM
Frequently xrated, usually really funny. This one is fairly "tame".  :-)

http://oglaf.com/latest/

(http://oglaf.com/media/comic/labyrinth.jpg) (http://oglaf.com/latest/)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Plutoris1447 on June 09, 2010, 02:19:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Z-JCP4Q6A

I think this is worthwhile.
=)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: tRiCkHaTT on June 09, 2010, 03:31:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px_N2WLE1yo&playnext_from=TL&videos=aQ-Nc5ad8xc
 ~:)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on June 09, 2010, 03:55:01 PM
trololo song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYU7oG2V7uc)
that's why they invented auto-tuning (not just for cher!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ)

OMG TROLOLO SONG!!11!TWELVE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4dB8ZRGu98)

OMG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: tRiCkHaTT on June 09, 2010, 10:36:38 PM
trololo song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYU7oG2V7uc)
that's why they invented auto-tuning (not just for cher!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ)

OMG TROLOLO SONG!!11!TWELVE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4dB8ZRGu98)

OMG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4)

~ROFLMAO! (I have been slain) 10 pts*
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on June 10, 2010, 02:20:11 PM
trololo song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYU7oG2V7uc)
that's why they invented auto-tuning (not just for cher!) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ78IlJs5JQ)

OMG TROLOLO SONG!!11!TWELVE! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4dB8ZRGu98)

OMG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_S5cXbXe-4)

~ROFLMAO! (I have been slain) 10 pts*
cannot help it but i love the DRAMA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UH7Ixvu8bg)
and who can forget him! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: tRiCkHaTT on June 11, 2010, 08:41:05 AM
...being a 'gamer' myself, I agree this crap is very frustrating...but...these guys hold the crown imo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrSkT4IJ64
+
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjaaM7dGZQ0&feature=related
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on June 11, 2010, 09:50:06 AM
...being a 'gamer' myself, I agree this crap is very frustrating...but...these guys hold the crown imo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrSkT4IJ64
+
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjaaM7dGZQ0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno&feature=related

I like this one more XD
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: tRiCkHaTT on June 11, 2010, 01:20:52 PM
...being a 'gamer' myself, I agree this crap is very frustrating...but...these guys hold the crown imo...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrSkT4IJ64
+
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjaaM7dGZQ0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno&feature=related

I like this one more XD

~yea, that one is brutal
Title: Charly!
Post by: Oekelboter on June 14, 2010, 06:46:15 AM
This wasn't on the first nor the last page of this thread and thus lacking (if it's on one of the in-between pages it's also worth mentioning twice;)

For those of us still believing in unicorns...
In three episodes...

1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus)

2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFCSXr6qnv4)

3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaCCkfjPm0o)

Also the "I've got a big bag of crabs here" of the 1st post is a tad low-quality.
Weebl & Bob deserve more than that.
Enough to spoil your night here: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/)
See if you can find it in the pile of toons...

This is the least i can do to retalliate the tons of laughter inflicted upon me by this thread. ;)
Enjoy.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: tRiCkHaTT on June 15, 2010, 11:21:44 AM
~I laughed...

http://www.aracnet.com/~jester/industrial/bands-howto.html
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on June 16, 2010, 11:21:47 AM
for science nerds like me! (also called DNA monkeys ... thanx swampy)

i cannot believe i buy from this company ... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQEaX3MiDow)
learn how it works (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1UPf7lXeO8)

i wonder if it would help undergrad students in class *lol*
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on June 18, 2010, 01:15:04 AM
for science nerds like me! (also called DNA monkeys ... thanx swampy)

i cannot believe i buy from this company ... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQEaX3MiDow)
learn how it works (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1UPf7lXeO8)

i wonder if it would help undergrad students in class *lol*

bummer. youtube doesn't work in China. :(

at least i get DG! :D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on June 18, 2010, 04:41:32 AM
for science nerds like me! (also called DNA monkeys ... thanx swampy)

i cannot believe i buy from this company ... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQEaX3MiDow)
learn how it works (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1UPf7lXeO8)

i wonder if it would help undergrad students in class *lol*

bummer. youtube doesn't work in China. :(

at least i get DG! :D

that's censor i suppose ... but what are you doing in china?
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on June 18, 2010, 05:50:27 AM
And since when are you in China?

Pretty cool though....
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on June 18, 2010, 08:27:04 AM
Business trip to Yantai in Shandong Province.

We were only here for 2 days, and we head back tomorrow. It was brutal getting out here, I'm hoping the trip back doesn't suck so bad.  I did get to see Tiananmen square because of rain delays at the airport, but only for about 45 minutes and it was late.  If we get any delays tomorrow we're going to try and go see the great wall.

I'm hoping I'll be able to come back out. There's a lot of cool shit to see here, and our whirl-wind tour has hardly done justice to that.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: tRiCkHaTT on June 18, 2010, 09:36:59 AM
Business trip to Yantai in Shandong Province.

We were only here for 2 days, and we head back tomorrow. It was brutal getting out here, I'm hoping the trip back doesn't suck so bad.  I did get to see Tiananmen square because of rain delays at the airport, but only for about 45 minutes and it was late.  If we get any delays tomorrow we're going to try and go see the great wall.

I'm hoping I'll be able to come back out. There's a lot of cool shit to see here, and our whirl-wind tour has hardly done justice to that.

~Pics Or Vids or it isn't true...I'm joking ;) would be nice if you do tho...
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on June 21, 2010, 11:24:08 AM
Business trip to Yantai in Shandong Province.

We were only here for 2 days, and we head back tomorrow. It was brutal getting out here, I'm hoping the trip back doesn't suck so bad.  I did get to see Tiananmen square because of rain delays at the airport, but only for about 45 minutes and it was late.  If we get any delays tomorrow we're going to try and go see the great wall.

I'm hoping I'll be able to come back out. There's a lot of cool shit to see here, and our whirl-wind tour has hardly done justice to that.

~Pics Or Vids or it isn't true...I'm joking ;) would be nice if you do tho...

I'll [eventually] upload the video I took of traffic in Yantai onto youtube and post a link. It's not nearly as dramatic as some of what I saw, but still interesting to watch, I think. 

In China, it seems, traffic lanes are only a suggestion. And if all the lanes going your direction are full and oncoming traffic isn't, then oncoming traffic lanes become fair game too. I can't tell how many times our cab drivers drove into oncoming traffic to get around people driving slow or drifting across lanes. Turn signals are also only for show. And not all intersections, even some major ones, have any traffic lights. Those were fun.

Jaywalking isn't a "thing" in China either. So, at any given time, if you are driving down the road, you will have people playing human frogger (not kidding), cars weaving randomly into and out of your lane, or driving in two lanes, oncoming cars driving into your lane, and everyone honking their horns. Once their was a guy on a motorcycle just driving through oncoming traffic because it was faster than sitting in traffic on the other side. I thought driving in Greece was bad!
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on June 22, 2010, 11:03:49 AM
Chimpanzee rapes a frog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k)

Yes. You read that correctly.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: tRiCkHaTT on June 22, 2010, 11:23:21 AM
...surreal LOL
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on June 22, 2010, 02:39:58 PM
Chimpanzee rapes a frog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k)

Yes. You read that correctly.

Right, like they got something better to do when they are locked in a pretty small cage all day.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on June 24, 2010, 11:07:20 AM
Chimpanzee rapes a frog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k)

Yes. You read that correctly.

Right, like they got something better to do when they are locked in a pretty small cage all day.

You don't sound so enthused at the idea of zoos.

Ok, how about humans in small cages...

sort of.

Farting in an elevator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gfp0r9KdE)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on June 25, 2010, 04:15:05 AM
Chimpanzee rapes a frog. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k)

Yes. You read that correctly.

Right, like they got something better to do when they are locked in a pretty small cage all day.

You don't sound so enthused at the idea of zoos.

Ok, how about humans in small cages...

sort of.

Farting in an elevator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gfp0r9KdE)

Not when it comes to animals with enough cognitive capacity to understand that where they live
sucks hard. Like the smarter species of apes.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on July 13, 2010, 03:26:17 PM
http://www.wimp.com/turtledance/
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on July 29, 2010, 05:14:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVHLrAvr1bE


Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: LungerTony on September 29, 2010, 02:38:32 AM
Business trip to Yantai in Shandong Province.

We were only here for 2 days, and we head back tomorrow. It was brutal getting out here, I'm hoping the trip back doesn't suck so bad.  I did get to see Tiananmen square because of rain delays at the airport, but only for about 45 minutes and it was late.  If we get any delays tomorrow we're going to try and go see the great wall.

I'm hoping I'll be able to come back out. There's a lot of cool shit to see here, and our whirl-wind tour has hardly done justice to that.

~Pics Or Vids or it isn't true...I'm joking ;) would be nice if you do tho...

I'll [eventually] upload the video I took of traffic in Yantai onto youtube and post a link. It's not nearly as dramatic as some of what I saw, but still interesting to watch, I think. 

In China, it seems, traffic lanes are only a suggestion. And if all the lanes going your direction are full and oncoming traffic isn't, then oncoming traffic lanes become fair game too. I can't tell how many times our cab drivers drove into oncoming traffic to get around people driving slow or drifting across lanes. Turn signals are also only for show. And not all intersections, even some major ones, have any traffic lights. Those were fun.

Jaywalking isn't a "thing" in China either. So, at any given time, if you are driving down the road, you will have people playing human frogger (not kidding), cars weaving randomly into and out of your lane, or driving in two lanes, oncoming cars driving into your lane, and everyone honking their horns. Once their was a guy on a motorcycle just driving through oncoming traffic because it was faster than sitting in traffic on the other side. I thought driving in Greece was bad!

Cool, I've been living in China now for 5 months in hefei city, in Anhui Province - inland China. All the drivingstuff you say is really true. It's the same in the south in Guangdongw where I spent a month. The thing about the traffic is this though: Chinese drive really, really slow when you compare it to how drivers drive in the West. So yeah, the road rules aren't really set in stone, but everyone drives quite slow - there is too much traffic to drive fast. I hardly ever see any car accidents.

I don't know how driving in Greece is, but In Serbia and Bosnia it is a bit worse i think. The people break driving road rules quite frequently too, but they drive much, much faster - so i think they are worse than Europe. And I  think Montenegro or Serbia still has the most car accident related deaths than any country in Europe.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on September 29, 2010, 10:44:15 AM
I finally uploaded the traffic video to youtube, linkage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odZ_febpLDU)

Like Tony said, traffic is much slower. There was one car accident that I saw, but it was raining, and away from the city.

I didn't remember the radio in the background.

What are you doing out in China, Tony? You seem to be all over the place.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: xeno on September 29, 2010, 03:55:01 PM
True industrial music :) :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOgpnidwPiQ
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Aaawhyme on September 29, 2010, 10:18:23 PM
http://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac57/aaawhyme3/1285475128581.gif
Lol, not only funny but AWESOME!



http://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac57/aaawhyme3/Pokemons/politicalpokemon.gif
And seriously, who DOESN'T like political pokemon? -sigh-
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Aaawhyme on September 29, 2010, 10:23:51 PM
http://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac57/aaawhyme3/38963_447246810427_317955880427_6689221_2533268_n.jpg




**CK SALT!
(WARNING: lots of swearing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exu4HOZiXFs
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Aaawhyme on September 29, 2010, 11:10:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtOTFc6-G4&NR=1
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on September 30, 2010, 09:30:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtOTFc6-G4&NR=1
Is he for real? O_o
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on September 30, 2010, 03:33:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGtOTFc6-G4&NR=1
Is he for real? O_o
Apparently he has tourrette or something. So yeah, hes for real.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on October 04, 2010, 01:44:32 PM
(http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/9850/wetowl.jpg)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on October 04, 2010, 03:26:43 PM
(http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/9850/wetowl.jpg)

That owl looks like my cat everytime my sister picks her up.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on October 14, 2010, 09:01:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B72W7Ppu_TY
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on October 15, 2010, 07:43:35 PM
The reality of life.

I went into the woods and got it.
But could not get it out so I left it there.
Then took it home with me.

Hunter J7

Anyone know?
 

 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: thinkingthing on October 19, 2010, 09:47:23 PM
I went into the woods and got it.
But could not get it out so I left it there.
Then took it home with me.

Tick?
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on October 20, 2010, 02:43:03 AM
The reality of life.

I went into the woods and got it.
But could not get it out so I left it there.
Then took it home with me.

Hunter J7

Anyone know?
The alien presence from Stephen Kings book 'Tommyknockers' ?
 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on October 20, 2010, 09:10:44 AM
Girl crushing a melon with her melons, and some other stuff. http://existenz.se/out.php?id=28282  (sorry forgot the link the first time)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: RNC on October 21, 2010, 12:03:14 AM
Here's the link to the Kinsey Institute's whole article on sexuality in Papua New Guinea, which is quite interesting alghouth I've pasted the most humorous part below.

 http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/ccies/pg.php

classic anthropological reports of the Sambians of Papua New Guinea described a society in which young men fellated their elders in order to receive the masculinizing force of semen and thereby become men. When the boys grew up, they married, but now became the recipients of fellation by younger boys who ingested their semen. General terms like “ritualized homosexuality” and “semen drinking” were widely used by cultural anthropologists, even though attempts to describe this phenomenon with Western terms as a cultural lifecycle passing from “homosexuality” to “bisexuality” and “heterosexuality” suggested the inaccuracy of such terms/concepts. At the time, this “ritualized homosexuality” was conceptualized as a cultural rather than a sexual phenomenon. In his early studies of the Sambians, Gilbert Herdt (1981, 1987) viewed this sexual lifestyle as a classic social constructionist phenomenon that emphasized the dissimilarity of “gay types” across cultures. Herdt’s follow-up studies in the late 1990s appear to support a modified essentialist view that emphasizes a similarity of “gay types” across cultures. In this more recent view, the ingestion of semen is not a variety of “homosexuality,” but rather a variety of cultural masculinity.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: billiskye92 on October 22, 2010, 06:25:40 AM
So I have this friend we shall call her Sarah, Well Sarah has only kissed and she was ready to go to the next level with her boyfriend..lets name him Jon. Well Sarah wanted to give Jon a blow job and she didn't know how... I spent over half an hour telling her how to give a blowjob ... Sarah is 23 years old.... In the end I told her to just blow on the tip (head) of his dick and lick it like a lollypop ... Jon now hates me.. she did this to him for a while.... Its a blow job a freaking blowjob how hard it is it to understand you put the dick in your mouth suck on it and bob your head ... ( what I told her to...) But yeah Jon has blue balls now=D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on October 23, 2010, 11:33:00 AM
So I have this friend we shall call her Sarah, Well Sarah has only kissed and she was ready to go to the next level with her boyfriend..lets name him Jon. Well Sarah wanted to give Jon a blow job and she didn't know how... I spent over half an hour telling her how to give a blowjob ... Sarah is 23 years old.... In the end I told her to just blow on the tip (head) of his dick and lick it like a lollypop ... Jon now hates me.. she did this to him for a while.... Its a blow job a freaking blowjob how hard it is it to understand you put the dick in your mouth suck on it and bob your head ... ( what I told her to...) But yeah Jon has blue balls now=D

well, that's not really funny but rather .... sad

it's not that i am prude (far from it), but you deserve to be hated by your friend lets-call-him-jon because what kind of advice did you give: "blow on the tip and lick it like a lollipop"?
wth and ffs?

maybe a) you should have let her train by giving you head and you could tell her what to do better or b) give lets-call-him-jon a blowjob yourself to demonstrate to lets-call-her-sarah how to do it

and let me tell you it is NOT just putting the dick in your mouth and suck it, gee ... i wonder who gave you a blowjob to think that's all what's to it
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on October 24, 2010, 05:41:57 AM
So I have this friend we shall call her Sarah, Well Sarah has only kissed and she was ready to go to the next level with her boyfriend..lets name him Jon. Well Sarah wanted to give Jon a blow job and she didn't know how... I spent over half an hour telling her how to give a blowjob ... Sarah is 23 years old.... In the end I told her to just blow on the tip (head) of his dick and lick it like a lollypop ... Jon now hates me.. she did this to him for a while.... Its a blow job a freaking blowjob how hard it is it to understand you put the dick in your mouth suck on it and bob your head ... ( what I told her to...) But yeah Jon has blue balls now=D

well, that's not really funny but rather .... sad

it's not that i am prude (far from it), but you deserve to be hated by your friend lets-call-him-jon because what kind of advice did you give: "blow on the tip and lick it like a lollipop"?
wth and ffs?

maybe a) you should have let her train by giving you head and you could tell her what to do better or b) give lets-call-him-jon a blowjob yourself to demonstrate to lets-call-her-sarah how to do it

and let me tell you it is NOT just putting the dick in your mouth and suck it, gee ... i wonder who gave you a blowjob to think that's all what's to it

Id go for suggestion A XD

Ehr, and if she needs a demonstration, it might have been easier if you just showed her some porn. Plenty of closeups on blowjobs there...
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: billiskye92 on October 25, 2010, 06:01:24 AM
Im not bign on porn to be honest and I find it funny I'm sorry she is freaking 23< thats sad and funny
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on October 26, 2010, 09:04:45 AM
Jon needs to grow a pair and tell her how he likes it. They'll both be happier that way.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on October 26, 2010, 10:35:15 AM

The Reality of Life

Ya the tick was real close.

But this was a deep buried spinter.

Never read Tommyknockers but that sounds like a good read.

Sory about the delay for response.  Just getting back from the forest.
Now I can listen to Digital Gunfire for real.  Amped up bigger. 
Sounds so much fukin better.

Cheers mates. 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on October 26, 2010, 01:43:15 PM

The Reality of Life

Ya the tick was real close.

But this was a deep buried spinter.

Never read Tommyknockers but that sounds like a good read.

Sory about the delay for response.  Just getting back from the forest.
Now I can listen to Digital Gunfire for real.  Amped up bigger. 
Sounds so much fukin better.

Cheers mates. 

Splinters and ticks are no fun.

Welcome back. What do you do in the forest? I picture you having a flannel lumberjack outfit and a grizzly adams beard.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on October 26, 2010, 02:38:57 PM
Hey thanks for that welcome back.
In the middle of Labrador is a huge hydro power station that provides a lot of power to New York.
We do the underwater erosion control and analysis.  And we are living in the camp lifestyle most of the time. 
But the rig I wear is not quite like what you described.  Ya we are in the woods but it is fairly technical diving operations with video on the water control structures. 
Kirby Morgan 37. That is the hat I like best.  Google that and you will see what i'm on about.  Gotta go now.  Birthday for my little girl.  Later Dude.  Stay cool.
Hunter J7
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on October 26, 2010, 03:10:35 PM
Hey thanks for that welcome back.
In the middle of Labrador is a huge hydro power station that provides a lot of power to New York.
We do the underwater erosion control and analysis.  And we are living in the camp lifestyle most of the time. 
But the rig I wear is not quite like what you described.  Ya we are in the woods but it is fairly technical diving operations with video on the water control structures. 
Kirby Morgan 37. That is the hat I like best.  Google that and you will see what i'm on about.  Gotta go now.  Birthday for my little girl.  Later Dude.  Stay cool.
Hunter J7

Oh wow, that's badass. Is it at the Churchhill falls power station? 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: LungerTony on October 27, 2010, 03:02:15 AM
I finally uploaded the traffic video to youtube, linkage (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odZ_febpLDU)

Like Tony said, traffic is much slower. There was one car accident that I saw, but it was raining, and away from the city.

I didn't remember the radio in the background.

What are you doing out in China, Tony? You seem to be all over the place.

I am teaching English at a private language school. It's more for me to travel and do live and experience something new for awhile than a serious career path.

Teaching English abroad is a great way to avoid the fuck-stain American 'recession.'
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on October 27, 2010, 07:36:42 AM
Hey thanks for that welcome back.
In the middle of Labrador is a huge hydro power station that provides a lot of power to New York.
We do the underwater erosion control and analysis.  And we are living in the camp lifestyle most of the time. 
But the rig I wear is not quite like what you described.  Ya we are in the woods but it is fairly technical diving operations with video on the water control structures. 
Kirby Morgan 37. That is the hat I like best.  Google that and you will see what i'm on about.  Gotta go now.  Birthday for my little girl.  Later Dude.  Stay cool.
Hunter J7

Oh wow, that's badass. Is it at the Churchhill falls power station? 
   

OK cool.  I think I just figured out how to make the same like page reply.
Confirm.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on October 27, 2010, 08:36:56 AM
I am teaching English at a private language school. It's more for me to travel and do live and experience something new for awhile than a serious career path.

Teaching English abroad is a great way to avoid the fuck-stain American 'recession.'


That's actually pretty cool.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on October 27, 2010, 08:39:57 AM
Hey thanks for that welcome back.
In the middle of Labrador is a huge hydro power station that provides a lot of power to New York.
We do the underwater erosion control and analysis.  And we are living in the camp lifestyle most of the time. 
But the rig I wear is not quite like what you described.  Ya we are in the woods but it is fairly technical diving operations with video on the water control structures. 
Kirby Morgan 37. That is the hat I like best.  Google that and you will see what i'm on about.  Gotta go now.  Birthday for my little girl.  Later Dude.  Stay cool.
Hunter J7

Oh wow, that's badass. Is it at the Churchhill falls power station? 
   

OK cool.  I think I just figured out how to make the same like page reply.
Confirm.

Not sure what you meant there.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on October 27, 2010, 08:41:27 AM
Hey thanks for that welcome back.
In the middle of Labrador is a huge hydro power station that provides a lot of power to New York.
We do the underwater erosion control and analysis.  And we are living in the camp lifestyle most of the time. 
But the rig I wear is not quite like what you described.  Ya we are in the woods but it is fairly technical diving operations with video on the water control structures. 
Kirby Morgan 37. That is the hat I like best.  Google that and you will see what i'm on about.  Gotta go now.  Birthday for my little girl.  Later Dude.  Stay cool.
Hunter J7

Oh wow, that's badass. Is it at the Churchhill falls power station? 
   

OK cool.  I think I just figured out how to make the same like page reply.
Confirm.

Not sure what you meant there.

I am still just figuring out this post thing.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on October 27, 2010, 08:46:25 AM
Hey thanks for that welcome back.
In the middle of Labrador is a huge hydro power station that provides a lot of power to New York.
We do the underwater erosion control and analysis.  And we are living in the camp lifestyle most of the time. 
But the rig I wear is not quite like what you described.  Ya we are in the woods but it is fairly technical diving operations with video on the water control structures. 
Kirby Morgan 37. That is the hat I like best.  Google that and you will see what i'm on about.  Gotta go now.  Birthday for my little girl.  Later Dude.  Stay cool.
Hunter J7

Oh wow, that's badass. Is it at the Churchhill falls power station? 
   

OK cool.  I think I just figured out how to make the same like page reply.
Confirm.

Not sure what you meant there.

I am still just figuring out this post thing.

Drewthetexan. I get mixed up real easy with this stuff.  I am better at taking apart things or welding them together.  U/W. or on land.  But I like that image you got.  When I figure out how to get it in.  I will put in an image of myself in a kirby morgan superlite 37K.  Give my profile an U/W industrial look. 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on October 27, 2010, 09:01:17 AM
Hey thanks for that welcome back.
In the middle of Labrador is a huge hydro power station that provides a lot of power to New York.
We do the underwater erosion control and analysis.  And we are living in the camp lifestyle most of the time.  
But the rig I wear is not quite like what you described.  Ya we are in the woods but it is fairly technical diving operations with video on the water control structures.  
Kirby Morgan 37. That is the hat I like best.  Google that and you will see what i'm on about.  Gotta go now.  Birthday for my little girl.  Later Dude.  Stay cool.
Hunter J7

Oh wow, that's badass. Is it at the Churchhill falls power station?  
 

OK cool.  I think I just figured out how to make the same like page reply.
Confirm.

Not sure what you meant there.

I am still just figuring out this post thing.

Drewthetexan. I get mixed up real easy with this stuff.  I am better at taking things apart or welding them together.  U/W. or on land.  But I like that image you got.  When I figure out how to get it in.  I will put in an image of myself in a kirby morgan superlite 37K.  Give my profile an U/W industrial look.  

And of coarse what I meant to say but it got deleated twice cause I did something not quite right in the posting.  
Churhill Falls Labrador.  ( CFL co ).  Good work.  Perfect geographical naming.  And a great continuing event of Canadian politics.  One of the issues that threatens to break this country apart yet I hope that aspect is still just fiction.  
I could go into more of that shite but in this case just let the old dog rest for another 25 years, as is written.  And in the mean time I get a 4 week shot of routine casual work in the woods twice a year to mix in with other contracts.  Life is a hell like laugh as we become what we do.  I gotta go check out my welding machine right now.  Later dude,  Cheers.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on October 27, 2010, 09:49:12 AM
Hey Hunter, I see what you mean now. No worries. Welding is an art, and I'm sure you are pretty damn good at that.

I was reading a little on churchhill falls. That's pretty impressive what they've done up there.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on October 27, 2010, 11:55:47 AM
Hey Hunter, I see what you mean now. No worries. Welding is an art, and I'm sure you are pretty damn good at that.

I was reading a little on churchhill falls. That's pretty impressive what they've done up there.

Hey Texan.  Ya they have about 50 miles of low level damming for resovoir increase and with that there are 4 water control towers for continuous supply to supply 11 turbines.
When not busy with U/W employ.
 Industrial design and carving steel is my chozen medium.   It started with video sets. 
Then stage sets for industrial bands.  But now I carve with fire and weld.  Just getting my shop/studio set up and by next spring maybe summer, I want to do a show.    Recycle cold sharp angry metal into soft human friendly designs.  On the most part, human friendly.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on December 04, 2010, 03:47:19 PM
"Tree"blinka. Merry Christmas Dg<3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vaiv7kAXBzM&feature=related
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: faelaenx on December 04, 2010, 10:41:38 PM
That. Was fucking hilarious. =) i made my brother and his wife watch it and they were on board and laughed until the last minute. =o it broke that golden rule of film to them and then they swore at me for making them watch it. Way i see it can best be described axiom-ly...."what's good for the goose..." or "all's fair..."
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on December 25, 2010, 12:34:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAdtkSjSps (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNAdtkSjSps)

first of all, i really like the music (just a sucker for anything dance-y and beats) and there's a lot of other songs i enjoyed listening to

alas i think respirators and facemasks are sooooo a decade before the last millenium and i am not sure if the shorter keyboarder is a bearded lady ...
i had a good chuckle nonetheless at all their acting abilities
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: froeschli on December 26, 2010, 08:00:14 AM
Rave nation meets old school arcade game. Very funny! And the music isn't all that bad ;)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on December 26, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
either that sort of dace style has become overly popular (what do i know these days, i have not been clubbing in like 5 years) or there's only so many dancers getting around for videos in that music genre

i just looked at faderhead's "TZDV" and one guy had the exact same moves
still wearing that gawd-awful respirator, but with red, red arm bands and short hair
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Lexus on December 27, 2010, 09:49:28 AM
either that sort of dace style has become overly popular (what do i know these days, i have not been clubbing in like 5 years) or there's only so many dancers getting around for videos in that music genre

i just looked at faderhead's "TZDV" and one guy had the exact same moves
still wearing that gawd-awful respirator, but with red, red arm bands and short hair
Eisenfunk is pretty good, although sometimes a little simplistic in structure.

As for the dancing, its kinda hard to say. Ive been to a few gigs and the people who actually danced kinda danced like that. But then again, the amount of people that were actually dancing was like maybe 10% of the whole crowd. The rest was either awkwardly shuffling on the beat or just looked at the guys performing on stage. Still, its a fun way to dance :P

As for the stuff people are wearing in the vid, meh, thats pretty...eh...common I suppose.
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on May 31, 2011, 09:45:03 PM
Last season when in Labrador.  I was with 2 mates and we came accross this bottle which of coarse had a genie in it and gave us each one wish.  
I was immediately in Vancouver and explaining this crazy situation to my friends still there.  
Another of us three was down in the Dominican, cocktail in hand with a little umbrella sticking out of it and enjoying his new status in life.  
This seemed great but in less than 10 minuts myself and that other dude were back in Labrador in the bush.  Great I wondered.  Was our wish only good for 10 minutes.  
And then the third mate who we always wondered about his faculties, so to speak.  
Great he says with that dumbass smile,  and thank the genie your back.  
I was getting lonely without my mates here.  
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Drewthetexan on June 01, 2011, 11:55:58 AM
Last season when in Labrador.  I was with 2 mates and we came accross this bottle which of coarse had a genie in it and gave us each one wish.  
I was immediately in Vancouver and explaining this crazy situation to my friends still there.  
Another of us three was down in the Dominican, cocktail in hand with a little umbrella sticking out of it and enjoying his new status in life.  
This seemed great but in less than 10 minuts myself and that other dude were back in Labrador in the bush.  Great I wondered.  Was our wish only good for 10 minutes.  
And then the third mate who we always wondered about his faculties, so to speak.  
Great he says with that dumbass smile,  and thank the genie your back.  
I was getting lonely without my mates here.  


I laughed. :)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on July 14, 2011, 08:16:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rfGEtALHYs

wait for "EVIL!!"
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on July 15, 2011, 03:42:27 PM
I'm still waiting for the new boomerang I designed up in Labrador to come back. 
I guess I will just call it a stick.  So much for the patent on that one. 
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on August 19, 2011, 11:21:19 PM
I was having a good time and did not think I was being to obnoxious or anything like that.  And this bouncer was giving me the serpent eye of I'm better than you and your just dirt. 
So alright I did, I put that fuker right in his place. 
I smaked his elbow really hard.
With my now bloodied face.
Teach him a lesson I did. 
I hope my dental repair aint going to be to much.     
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: eEL on August 30, 2011, 12:02:16 PM
http://www.mypeepeebottle.com/
"Personalize It!"

yay!!! :D :D
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: creepster on September 17, 2011, 12:18:20 PM
llamas with hats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-vsynsE8RQ)
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Make Tea Not War on October 16, 2011, 02:30:35 AM
Hi ppl :)    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb_pQRVwcnQ&feature=related
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: kmfdm1308 on October 19, 2011, 06:53:11 PM
Street Fighter 2 - Dancer vs Kid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfeI0Y7lHkw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfeI0Y7lHkw)

Crude (cruel) humor maybe?
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: eEL on October 21, 2011, 08:53:12 AM
http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/
Title: Re: Post something funny
Post by: Hunter J7 on October 26, 2011, 09:17:39 AM
Go ahead,  Back up.