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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #255 on: October 14, 2010, 09:01:54 PM »
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #256 on: October 15, 2010, 07:43:35 PM »
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #257 on: October 19, 2010, 09:47:23 PM »
I went into the woods and got it.
But could not get it out so I left it there.
Then took it home with me.

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #258 on: October 20, 2010, 02:43:03 AM »
The reality of life.

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #259 on: October 20, 2010, 09:10:44 AM »
Girl crushing a melon with her melons, and some other stuff. http://existenz.se/out.php?id=28282  (sorry forgot the link the first time)
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #260 on: October 21, 2010, 12:03:14 AM »
Here's the link to the Kinsey Institute's whole article on sexuality in Papua New Guinea, which is quite interesting alghouth I've pasted the most humorous part below.

 http://www.iub.edu/~kinsey/ccies/pg.php

classic anthropological reports of the Sambians of Papua New Guinea described a society in which young men fellated their elders in order to receive the masculinizing force of semen and thereby become men. When the boys grew up, they married, but now became the recipients of fellation by younger boys who ingested their semen. General terms like “ritualized homosexuality” and “semen drinking” were widely used by cultural anthropologists, even though attempts to describe this phenomenon with Western terms as a cultural lifecycle passing from “homosexuality” to “bisexuality” and “heterosexuality” suggested the inaccuracy of such terms/concepts. At the time, this “ritualized homosexuality” was conceptualized as a cultural rather than a sexual phenomenon. In his early studies of the Sambians, Gilbert Herdt (1981, 1987) viewed this sexual lifestyle as a classic social constructionist phenomenon that emphasized the dissimilarity of “gay types” across cultures. Herdt’s follow-up studies in the late 1990s appear to support a modified essentialist view that emphasizes a similarity of “gay types” across cultures. In this more recent view, the ingestion of semen is not a variety of “homosexuality,” but rather a variety of cultural masculinity.

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #261 on: October 22, 2010, 06:25:40 AM »
So I have this friend we shall call her Sarah, Well Sarah has only kissed and she was ready to go to the next level with her boyfriend..lets name him Jon. Well Sarah wanted to give Jon a blow job and she didn't know how... I spent over half an hour telling her how to give a blowjob ... Sarah is 23 years old.... In the end I told her to just blow on the tip (head) of his dick and lick it like a lollypop ... Jon now hates me.. she did this to him for a while.... Its a blow job a freaking blowjob how hard it is it to understand you put the dick in your mouth suck on it and bob your head ... ( what I told her to...) But yeah Jon has blue balls now=D

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #262 on: October 23, 2010, 11:33:00 AM »
So I have this friend we shall call her Sarah, Well Sarah has only kissed and she was ready to go to the next level with her boyfriend..lets name him Jon. Well Sarah wanted to give Jon a blow job and she didn't know how... I spent over half an hour telling her how to give a blowjob ... Sarah is 23 years old.... In the end I told her to just blow on the tip (head) of his dick and lick it like a lollypop ... Jon now hates me.. she did this to him for a while.... Its a blow job a freaking blowjob how hard it is it to understand you put the dick in your mouth suck on it and bob your head ... ( what I told her to...) But yeah Jon has blue balls now=D

well, that's not really funny but rather .... sad

it's not that i am prude (far from it), but you deserve to be hated by your friend lets-call-him-jon because what kind of advice did you give: "blow on the tip and lick it like a lollipop"?
wth and ffs?

maybe a) you should have let her train by giving you head and you could tell her what to do better or b) give lets-call-him-jon a blowjob yourself to demonstrate to lets-call-her-sarah how to do it

and let me tell you it is NOT just putting the dick in your mouth and suck it, gee ... i wonder who gave you a blowjob to think that's all what's to it
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #263 on: October 24, 2010, 05:41:57 AM »
So I have this friend we shall call her Sarah, Well Sarah has only kissed and she was ready to go to the next level with her boyfriend..lets name him Jon. Well Sarah wanted to give Jon a blow job and she didn't know how... I spent over half an hour telling her how to give a blowjob ... Sarah is 23 years old.... In the end I told her to just blow on the tip (head) of his dick and lick it like a lollypop ... Jon now hates me.. she did this to him for a while.... Its a blow job a freaking blowjob how hard it is it to understand you put the dick in your mouth suck on it and bob your head ... ( what I told her to...) But yeah Jon has blue balls now=D

well, that's not really funny but rather .... sad

it's not that i am prude (far from it), but you deserve to be hated by your friend lets-call-him-jon because what kind of advice did you give: "blow on the tip and lick it like a lollipop"?
wth and ffs?

maybe a) you should have let her train by giving you head and you could tell her what to do better or b) give lets-call-him-jon a blowjob yourself to demonstrate to lets-call-her-sarah how to do it

and let me tell you it is NOT just putting the dick in your mouth and suck it, gee ... i wonder who gave you a blowjob to think that's all what's to it

Id go for suggestion A XD

Ehr, and if she needs a demonstration, it might have been easier if you just showed her some porn. Plenty of closeups on blowjobs there...
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #264 on: October 25, 2010, 06:01:24 AM »
Im not bign on porn to be honest and I find it funny I'm sorry she is freaking 23< thats sad and funny

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #265 on: October 26, 2010, 09:04:45 AM »
Jon needs to grow a pair and tell her how he likes it. They'll both be happier that way.
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #266 on: October 26, 2010, 10:35:15 AM »

The Reality of Life

Ya the tick was real close.

But this was a deep buried spinter.

Never read Tommyknockers but that sounds like a good read.

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #267 on: October 26, 2010, 01:43:15 PM »

The Reality of Life

Ya the tick was real close.

But this was a deep buried spinter.

Never read Tommyknockers but that sounds like a good read.

Sory about the delay for response.  Just getting back from the forest.
Now I can listen to Digital Gunfire for real.  Amped up bigger. 
Sounds so much fukin better.

Cheers mates. 

Splinters and ticks are no fun.

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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #268 on: October 26, 2010, 02:38:57 PM »
Hey thanks for that welcome back.
In the middle of Labrador is a huge hydro power station that provides a lot of power to New York.
We do the underwater erosion control and analysis.  And we are living in the camp lifestyle most of the time. 
But the rig I wear is not quite like what you described.  Ya we are in the woods but it is fairly technical diving operations with video on the water control structures. 
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Re: Post something funny
« Reply #269 on: October 26, 2010, 03:10:35 PM »
Hey thanks for that welcome back.
In the middle of Labrador is a huge hydro power station that provides a lot of power to New York.
We do the underwater erosion control and analysis.  And we are living in the camp lifestyle most of the time. 
But the rig I wear is not quite like what you described.  Ya we are in the woods but it is fairly technical diving operations with video on the water control structures. 
Kirby Morgan 37. That is the hat I like best.  Google that and you will see what i'm on about.  Gotta go now.  Birthday for my little girl.  Later Dude.  Stay cool.
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Oh wow, that's badass. Is it at the Churchhill falls power station? 
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